to school one day and EVERYONE just thought it was a normal shirt and shorts until my BF grabbed my back and realized i was nude but no one else found out… (yes I had to shave EVERYWHERE before doing this and it was the Texas borders no borders no nations shirt Additionally,I will love this most embarrassing moment of my life having to stand there nude while someone painted my tits and shaved pussy but it was worth it!) How about: slightly inappropriate clothing, but quite inappropriate not wearing of said clothing? I saw several growing up, and may post some other stories later, but this one stands on its own. (P.S. – this may not be NSFW, but pretty close, so be warned.) To set the stage, I moved around a lot, but when this took place (1980s) I was a white, nerdy, 8th grade, conservative, virgin male living in the US… I was always told I was handsome, but wasn’t interested in having a girlfriend because all my buddies with girlfriends were broke from spending their money on them… and I was saving up all of my money for college. Every day after school I worked with my dad remodeling houses. School was not challenging, so I was super bored and always trying to read a book rather than pay attention in class… I knew as soon as I got home, I’d have 30–45 minutes to ride my horse before dad picked me up, then we’d be working and I wouldn’t get to read much at home. I did like most of the teachers at school, but my favorite adult wasn’t a teacher, she was the 70-year old school librarian (and not only because she brought home-made chocolate chip cookies to the library every Monday). Mrs. D made sure that the library was chock-full of the books that I liked; we had more new books than the nearest public library! She was a sweet old lady and reminded me of my Grandma, except that Grandma did not order every series and stand-alone book of my top-20 favorite authors!
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